Chinese scientists have apparently created a sustained plasma temperature of over 50 million C for 102 seconds, making them the first initiates to the fusion century club, home of those nations who have hit 100 seconds.
In other news, the Chinese city of Hefei has lost all power and communications with the city have been silenced.
Ok, the second headline is probably from Faux Nooz. Really, if this is true, you scientists rock! Gōngxi gōngxi!